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Rocking Hoarse Calypso

by Tyler Jakes

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1.
Rise 02:59
Rise We lost touch We broke down We caved in We left town We got scared We got blown We got fixed We got alone Isn’t this the existence you’ve always dreamed about? No compromise, it’s time to rise We gave up We burned out We told lies We ran about We got robbed We got railed We got revenge We got jailed Isn’t this the existence you’ve always dreamed about? No compromise, it’s time to rise We gotta rise
2.
Off The Track I need a friend, I need a love, I need a fix I need a dog too old to learn any tricks I need a home, but them’s the bones you gotta pay Until the train goes off the track I’m gonna roll away I’m tallied up, I’m beaten down, I’m indisposed I looked around, that’s what I found, that’s what I know I had a job, but now I rob and it’s O.K. Until the train goes off the track I’m gonna roll away
3.
Bohemia 04:41
Bohemia I put a token in the bloodstream, I'm gonna float until dawn Well it might not be a smooth ride, but it's the ride that I'm on I run addiction in the rearview, it's always winking at me I'd give anything to hear you, but that's the way that it be Well now they took me to the psyche ward, said diagnose this little cunt I've got a temporary permit to be insane as I want So I loaded up on Thorazine and I found some new friends We're all paddling to Bohemia where the fun never ends So I crawled into bed, hit my head against the crack in the wall Then something in me said it was then I was dead to it all I've got a catwalk clubber, she's a real motherfucker to pack But if we're going to Bohemia, we ain't coming back
4.
Goin' Crazy 03:52
Goin’ Crazy Everything is beautiful, everyone is free Trapped in my kaleidoscope for all eternity If you want to come, if you want to go with me I’ll be your paranoia, you can be my memory I think I’m goin’ crazy, but no one has to pay ...attention to the crying for tomorrow yesterday ‘Cause if you stopped to listen to those things that people say Nothing ever’d please them anyway I listen for that voice, that voice I’ve heard before That voice I’ve heard a million times disguised as something more And when it whispers in my ear some things you must ignore I sweep it underneath the rug and I walk out the door I think I’m goin’ crazy, but no one has to pay ...attention to the crying for tomorrow yesterday ‘Cause if you stopped to listen to those things that people say Nothing ever’d please them anyway Everything gonna be O.K. I don’t want no money, I don’t want no sympathy I don’t want no headshrink to put no spell on me They said that I was fine before they said I’d never be Now I always wonder if they see what I can see I think I’m goin’ crazy, but no one has to pay ...attention to the crying for tomorrow yesterday‘ Cause if you stopped to listen to those things that people say Nothing ever’d please them anyway
5.
Death Valley Surf Safari I tiptoe around the desolate fakes I piss Old Crow with the blind shakes Police man looking for Ty Jakes My mama says goodness sakes I’ve got an alligator claw on a voodoo stick, I use it to scratch my itch You don’t wanna fuck with me little boy I’m an angry son of a bitch Got a shovel made out of legbone Sixteen clicks on a headstone My black cat kitties are two-tone I can’t keep ‘em off the telephone I’m goin’ safari, gonna ride my mule into the desert sun Got my board waxed up and a .22 clip asleep inside of my gun
6.
In The Cathedral Sunday, the snow is falling They did what they could I hear a voice he’s calling Just like I knew he would Cerulean twilight greets me It’s warm where I lay My mind has gone completely A long, lonely way I’ll never learn to fake it I can’t pretend to feel There’s nothing here that’s sacred …nothing here that’s real Exiled in lost Decembers We wait to take our turn They choose to douse the ember I choose to watch it burn When they paint the sun, will it be in neon? I’m feeling good, I feel alright
7.
Sunshine 03:09
Sunshine Sun shine down on me Leave me where I lay
8.
114th Street Devil Woman She got fluorescent skin Gold fingertips Blood in her eyes Blood on her lips She was a lady A smooth pleasure machine The devil is a woman She picked me up on 114 She got snakes in her hair Rings on her toes Love on her mind Love in her bones She gets acquainted She gets a bit obscene The devil is a woman She picked me up on 114 She coaxed me into her lair with a tonic and gin She was looking mighty good for the shape she was in Rocking hoarse calypso under blanket of night Puffing cigarillos, begging me for a fight She got a flaming Bible on her hope chest A card catalog with all the people she blessed Oh, she’s made of velveteen The devil is a woman, she picked me up on 114 She got a stone for a heart A void for a soul She live in the bottom of a bottomless hole She pounds aggression with an old ball-peen The devil is a woman She picked me up on 114
9.
Pretty Up Our Love Too much is not enough No one cared to call the bluff No one cared to call it rough But now you’re not so tough I don’t need you to say it’s good You don’t need me to wish you would You don’t need me to think you should pretty up our love Ring, ring on the phone You got all afternoon alone You got all ache inside your bones Looking to kill that bug Hold me down and levitate But don’t come now, you’ll make me late Don’t come now to validate and pretty up our love
10.
Ballad In Plain F Feel the nasty sunlight Scrape the ceiling every night Collar length, he’s got the groove Alcoholic housewife on the move You can’t stop my ugly thoughts And when I’m alone I think a lot Who’s to know if I get lost? Frightening death, its fun to plot Lover’s lane I drove on by I missed the fucking turn I realized Had to shrug, I didn’t mind I am not a socialite Cuddly couple in my dream Quarterback and homecoming queen Hi y’all, how do you do? Fuck you And fuck you too I’m saving planets, starting wars Picking up garbage on casino floors When I rock a mic they moan for more ...then I’m out the door Peel and win underneath the table I’ll fuck up Cain, make you Abel I don’t want money, I don’t need a label Keep your 40 horses inside the stable Eating Emo-Corn Doritos Sucking like a tick dressed incognito Pumping in the suburbs from your Bentley pre-owned Make me upchuck Chef Boy-R-Dee No bitch is taking half, take the polygraph Jokes are pretty funny when you pay the crowd to laugh Stroke ‘em till your balls turn baby blue Fuck you And fuck you too
11.
I Can’t Take Anymore I got old, tired and cold, dancing with a chimney sweep Waiting outside for his Ukraine bride, I was counting pharmaceutical sheep The devil’s gonna come with a pen for a thumb A saw-toothed grin and a bottle of rum Saying sign on the line behind the door There’s a drive-thru shrine, I can’t take anymore Standing underneath an auburn wreath with oil leaking out of my head I’ve got a gun in my pocket, I’m ready to cock it and paint your canopies red Everybody relapsed when the tents collapsed The opiates an angel when she’s time elapsed Bleeding to the core with four on the floor I’d really like to stay, but I can’t take anymore There’s a grandfather clock just up the block paying for some merchandise He forgot about the tax on a bucket of wax and a case of magic beans and rice All the demigods applaud for the lightning rod That burnt him to the ground traveling abroad I don’t need to read your rules of war Sell me some peace, ‘cause I can’t take anymore The headline said everybody’s dead in a candlelight killing spree The queen took pawn just before the dawn, all the bums got a show for free There’s a penny in the hat, whatcha think about that? When they find my mind, let me know where it’s at I’m late for my date with the valley whore She’d do it all night, but I can’t take anymore The blue’s so blue when the day is through and nothing lasts for awhile I take off my coat on a cinnamon boat, I’m sailing down a vinaigrette isle The people don’t care if I go anywhere I can be over here, I can be over there I know it’s just a dream, ‘cause I’ve seen it before I’d see it again, but I can’t take anymore

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released November 4, 2008

all songs written, recorded, and performed by Tyler Jakes
copyright 2008 Tyler Jakes
published by Anonymous Vagabond/ASCAP
mastered by Crazy Daisy
manufactured by Noiseland Industries

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Tyler Jakes is an independent singer-songwriter/producer with an eclectic variety of influences ranging from garage rock to folk to punk to blues. His music has appeared on TV shows such as Deadliest Catch and Survivor, and his songs have charted multiple times in the Top 20 on U.S. terrestrial radio stations. Pulse magazine says, "Jakes is intent on laying down some truly dirty rock and roll." ... more

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